"It was a safe choice, but it was what I had to do to rebuild B3," he said. "Sure, Razzles are fine for a flex spot like F8 or G2, but not B3. B3 is an anchor row. It’s at eye level and it needs a solid product in there to draw your attention to the C’s, which is where you put the big guns like your Twix or your M&Ms. I didn’t even consider Snickers, though. You can put Snickers anywhere and people will find it."
I did not expect this article to be as funny as it was, and now I have ramen noodles all over my lap.