I made a post on Facebook today about how I haven’t had Starbucks Coffee in over a Year
…and it turned into message board discussion on Disney commercials and the emotional impact they have on your daily activities.
This is my life now.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.